Love Part 3: Living with the crazies

Just so you all don't think I am full of poo, here are a few things that drive me bonkers about my better half.

1. He runs the garbage disposal for too long.

2. He over salts. But, in his defense, I under salt. I grew up being told salt was evil.

3. He recently (about 5 minutes ago) tickled me until I almost peed (he knew I had to go) then chased me all the way into the bathroom and shoved his wang in my face while I was peeing. Geez Louise.

4. He pauses the tv when I talk (but I guess I should stop talking while he's watching tv)

5. He's perfect. Why does he have to be so perfect?

xxoo,

Frootie!