Friday, January 29, 2010

Retelling a Story

Today I drove to Franklin to close on the selling of my house. Closing was cancelled. I did get to have dinner with my gal pals. One of the gal pals had a funny story. Here I am to retell it.

Today at work this gal, Miss Nurse, had an older/overweight patient. The patient, we'll call her Nina (mainly because I have NO IDEA what her name is), arrived late. She had to go potty and needed help, she needed x-rays and needed help...Miss Nurse helped like a champ. On the way down to the lab, in the middle of a huge group of people, Nina looks up from her wheelchair and says,
"You Gay? Straight up, you gay?"
"Well, you're giving off all the wrong vibes!"
Miss Nurse responds, "Well, Um, no ma'am. I am married and have a baby".
"That don't mean nothing. I was married - got 2 kids and was Gay the whole time!"

ha! Old people are funny.


Thursday, January 28, 2010

Thursday's Thinking

I am getting really tired. And achy. Work is wearing me out and so is Lilly.

I think Avril Lavigne has the personality of a lima bean.

I am not a fan of the Adam Lambert hairdo.

I close on my house tomorrow. I can't wait.


Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Mas Blogging Por Favor!

Holy Crap I need to blog more. I just feel like there isn't much to say right now.

I am pregnant. 34w4d to be exact. My little girl loves to kick me (or punch -- last we heard, she hasn't flipped yet) in the middle of my rib cage. She is doing it right now. I am not sure that this kiddo can get any bigger. My belly is pretty much maxed out.

I am sleeping pretty well right now. Seems like I can make it until about 5 am before the tossing and turning starts. My left groin is killing me. It hurts when I am sitting or laying for a while and then I move around. If I am up walking (like at work all day) I am ok.

I am still hoping and praying for a healthy, happy labor. I really want to have this little girl without drugs. I also hope to have a fairly easy time nursing her. I am hoping for a lot, I know.

We are planning a long weekend to Mountain Lake this summer. Probably in mid-June. I can't wait! It will be Nora's first trip and that place is gorgeous. Yippy! More on that later.

Perhaps a 10 on Tuesday post later today.....


Lady A

Lady Antebellum's new album came out today. I just downloaded it and it doesn't disappoint. It's awesome ya'll. Go. Get it. Now.

Saturday, January 9, 2010

lunatics (both funny, stupid, and unfortunate)

Today I saw someone back into a car in the parking lot at work...they just drove away.

I had a guy call in because his wife threw away the boxes their new phones came in. The boxes had the rebate forms as well and the UPC codes required for the rebates. $200 GONE.

There were 2 cute 17 year olds. They purchased from a coworker, all the while chatting with us, when they left - their car battery was dead. One coworker was going to help them jump their battery. He asked, "where's your battery?". Her response: "under the hood".


Sunday, January 3, 2010

Resolutions 2010

So, it is that time of year again. Time to make some resolutions.....

In 2010 I resolve to:
-worry less
-pay off my credit card debt (in full)
-Clean the bathrooms more often
-lose my pregnancy weight, before I get pregnant again
-eat healthier -- once the baby comes


Friday, January 1, 2010