10. I can't tell you the last time I went to bed without praying that, get this, my kids don't puke.
9. I wish I could relax. But, alas, I cannot. I'm too high strung.
8. I love wine, but I won't drink it 99% of the time out of fear I might do something wrong.
7. I'm tired. All the time
6. I want to bake my own bread.
5. I also want to do a serious diet with no meat, flour, or sugar. Except wine.
4. I love my husband like a fat kid loves free cake.
3. Swimming is my favorite summer activity. So are s'mores.
2. Mosquitoes don't seem to have any purpose in life. Why do they exist!?! And ants? Why?
1. I have a serious problem with buying nail polish.
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