- I think something in C's brain ain't wired right. He called a bit ago and was singing a silly song about getting me a Christmas present and me not knowing what it is. He's cute.
- I bought some vegan pepperoni and salami the other day. I am eating the pepperoni right now and oh my gosh! I have missed pepperoni.
- 2 things you can't say around Turkey because "that's not nice": Oh my God and Shut up Grandma. Now you know.
- I had the best weekend.
- It's flipping cold outside. It's 9, uh, 9 degrees.