I just talked to my friend Trevor. He told me a funny story about he and his wife Sasha.
They are both on facebook - Sasha requests that Trevor confirms their status as "married to Trevor".... He thinks about it and denies her with a note that he will not confirm this until she has sex with him.
This irritates Sasha somewhat so she holds out a while then finally gives in. Once they have completed this required deed - she says - so, will you confirm our relationship now? No, says Trevor, I'm too tired.
*Names have been changed to protect those involved*