Mom: Tell C that I miss that Turkey.
Frootie!: It's not C, it's AB.
Mom: Oh well tell her if she was here I would hug her...
at the same time in my ear
AB: Tell her I phone hug her.
Frootie!: HAHA you 2 just said the same things to each other....
LOL - this is funny for 2 reasons. One, AB is not a touchy feely kinda gal and Two, this convo happened today at dinner:
AB to DB: I phone hugged Normy yesterday.
DB to us: Oh, so that is like phone sex foreplay?
Frootie!: Since when is hugging considered foreplay? If I hug you - is that foreplay? I think not! I mean, unless it's naked hugging....which wouldn't happen with you DB, sorry...
DB: Well, who knows what Normy was wearing?
Frootie!: I do! She was in the backseat of my car! Ew!
DB: Well, I'm just saying....